tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71223233452204068702024-02-18T22:35:14.192-08:00This Viral LifeI troll the internet to bring you the most urgent news.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-61734672868058253262009-12-15T07:45:00.000-08:002009-12-15T07:48:12.720-08:00awkwardi have a problem keeping up with my blog. you see, i get carried away and then i fall off the wagon. stay tuned for a great post where i count down the best videos of the year/all time. or something.<br /><br />until then, here are some bichon puppies in a bucket.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjJ4ND2yZ-M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjJ4ND2yZ-M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-16233657691815549592009-11-20T12:05:00.000-08:002009-11-20T12:08:25.766-08:00Beyonce's ThighsYou may recognize this from Beyonce's 'Sweet Dreams' video - a video where Beyonce does nothing but gyrate. I slowed this clip down by 25% so that people may learn this freak dance move if they really felt an intense need (hint: I feel an intense need).<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNBncYyioQg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNBncYyioQg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-77474324533899459362009-11-17T06:54:00.000-08:002009-11-17T06:57:35.926-08:00worlds collide<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:455581" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A455581" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."></embed><br /><br />i hate the big superimposed faces, i hate that lady gaga is trying to be 'sexy,' and i think the dancers with SLR heads are kind of scary. other than that, im in love a lil.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-42689187522872422552009-11-10T09:52:00.000-08:002009-11-10T10:04:35.222-08:00today in the (bath) haus of gaga<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ACm9yECwSso&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ACm9yECwSso&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Coming to you straight from This Viral Life is the premiere of Lady Gaga's video for Bad Romance! Lady Gaga chose this blog to debut her newest video because she is 'just steph to me...'<br /><br />but srsly...<br /><br />After watching this three times, I am still trying to wrap my head around it. Clearly I was wrong when I said Lady Gaga was in an Asylum... she is just in the bath haus of gaga. Obviously. And we do see her face (sometimes)! We also see some extremely severe gold heels, a bearskin rug set ablaze, awkward zombie dancing, a creepy hairless kitty, the metal globe from her SNL performance, and a famished caged gaga. Also, sparks fly from her breasts! Is it better than Paparazzi? I don't know yet, but I'm still obsessed.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-29958504524734929062009-11-10T07:35:00.000-08:002009-11-10T07:42:23.401-08:00in which i discuss shakira's new video<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pqrHeHudupI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pqrHeHudupI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />it may come as no surprise that i am obsessed with shakira. while this obsession is fairly recent, but it is only getting more intense. while the choreography in the she wolf video was pretty retarded, this mattress dance sequence is graceful and intriguing and downright sexy. the foreign drummers and the steam room scenes are simps and steamy. the only problem is that shakira orgasms for literally half the song. is that really necessary? we get the point, shakira.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-26522940671272204182009-11-09T09:57:00.000-08:002009-11-10T10:58:39.559-08:00a dictionary for youhere are some phrases i use often, although many people outside my groupĀ of friends do not know what they mean. this creates a bit of tension in the workplace. here is a helpful guide!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"sheer" </span>- the act of being tacky, outrageous, trashy, or any combination of the three<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"ridic" </span>- ridiculous<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"simps & typs"</span> - simple & typical, can be used separately <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"steez"</span> - style<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"situ"</span> - situation<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"dubs oc"</span> - out of control. otherwise known as OOC or double oc<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"kiki d" or "kiki" or "kiks & deeks" </span>- drunk, originally taken from perez hilton's name for kirsten dunst (kiki drunkst)<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"obvs"</span> - obviously<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"ovs"</span> - over it<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"BTDubs"</span> - By the way<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"whatevs" </span>- whatever<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"totes"</span> - totally, although im sort of ovs this phrase by now because it got picked up and shiz...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"nbd"</span> - no big deal<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"hein" </span>- heinous<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"chi-mo"</span> - child molester, often used to describe an ugly moustache. Use it in a sentence? "The DJ at Savalas has a chi-mo 'stache" (see pic below)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVA7uU5quRO3qkVmrHIRxAw3oBvS1Ivf-HW2ZCgqLJ1Xjmm_EAcI8ptVd3ukE2v_O5a-1GwhXV5P03r8ozUJEOvYZIpFpHDbBsoDIeIWmTzAcOp4HywfHuR8gfbCIGoD5aNg-d5AxoYG9L/s1600-h/54cb0995.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVA7uU5quRO3qkVmrHIRxAw3oBvS1Ivf-HW2ZCgqLJ1Xjmm_EAcI8ptVd3ukE2v_O5a-1GwhXV5P03r8ozUJEOvYZIpFpHDbBsoDIeIWmTzAcOp4HywfHuR8gfbCIGoD5aNg-d5AxoYG9L/s320/54cb0995.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402167094221275650" /></a>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-22798056442859024532009-11-09T08:10:00.000-08:002009-11-09T08:15:30.261-08:00An Open Letter to Leighton Meester (pt. 2)<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQHxvLgKCW0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQHxvLgKCW0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Leighton, you are so pretty. I don't care how horrible this song is. I take everything back. You may be wearing too much makeup, you may be wearing some sort of 6th avenue stripper outfit in the back of a towncar, but you are still hanging in there.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-36125127592463226102009-11-07T18:04:00.000-08:002009-11-07T18:13:17.689-08:00this week in the haus of gagasorry i haven't "blogged." i've been busy doing "real life things."<br />but when something needs to be blogged, i will blog about it.<br /><br />AND THIS NEEDS TO BE BLOGGED ABOUT, DAMMIT:<br /><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpCyu2cAuG4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpCyu2cAuG4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />take a look at this 28 seconds of sheerness. i have a feeling this one is going to be great. so far we know:<br /><br />1. lady gaga lost her face. she is dancing in some sort of KKK inspired unitard that leaves only her mouth exposed<br />2. lady gaga is in a bad romance. <br />3. lady gaga takes a dangerous drink<br /><br />there are questions left unanswered!<br />is lady gaga in an asylum? is lady gaga going to 'off herself' like she did at the VMA's?debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-70014009508734284582009-11-02T11:19:00.000-08:002009-11-02T11:37:36.439-08:00is will.i.am a terrorist?<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1HUuG1vg5lY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1HUuG1vg5lY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />i am trying to figure out what this video is all about. i think will.i.am is trying to find fergie, so he rides a leather elephant to get into her rainforest. but why is he dressed like a terrorist? and why is he a genie? or is he a robot? and is fergie really a fairy? did they just reuse the set from the britney speakers perfume commercial? <br /><br />someone answer me!debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-38032500768680362632009-10-31T08:46:00.000-07:002009-10-31T08:50:53.925-07:00put a dot on it<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9V_-m4WW724&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9V_-m4WW724&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />no puedo,<br />j'doredebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-37154434338375894122009-10-31T04:48:00.000-07:002009-10-31T02:02:36.155-07:00midnight youtube (part 1)you would not believe the amount of youtube garbage i watch between the hours of 2 am and 5 am. this is when i do all my best work and find videos like this: <br /><br />when i saw this, i literally could not breathe i was laughing so hard:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bLpROhIg9eA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bLpROhIg9eA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />a crackhead singing michael jackson. typs.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNAf5oRVHoE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNAf5oRVHoE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />this is what happens when you enter search terms like "asian cher"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gS2d_CnjjCA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gS2d_CnjjCA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />stay tuned!debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-14863139285040416992009-10-30T07:19:00.000-07:002009-10-30T07:21:23.871-07:00SNOOOOOOZE!!!<object id="flashObj" width="486" height="412" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10172910001?isVid=1&publisherID=59121" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=46955548001&playerID=10172910001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10172910001?isVid=1&publisherID=59121" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=46955548001&playerID=10172910001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br /><br />1. i love how this video starts with britney spraying her own shitty fragrance on herself to get ready for her threesome. <br />2. how many times can she lift her arms? is that her only dance move now? <br />3. do i see a baby bump? is there a third in there? is that why shes singing about counting to three?<br /><br />this video is boring im not going to waste any more words on it. im disappointed, britney.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-80806204754477929792009-10-30T05:21:00.000-07:002009-10-30T05:22:36.350-07:00more youtube sickosPLEASE TELL ME WHO SPENT THEIR TIME EDITING THIS AND UPLOADING IT ON THE YOUTUBES? <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7VgfksrgYIQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7VgfksrgYIQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-49155894601647134342009-10-28T08:52:00.000-07:002009-10-28T08:54:09.462-07:00we're gonna ed hardy structure waterboard you, bro<object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_cd14a180a2"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=cd14a180a2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=cd14a180a2" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_cd14a180a2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd14a180a2/ed-hardy-boyz" title="from FOD Team, Nick Kroll, Jon Daly, and Nick Thune">The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/jon_daly">Jon Daly</a></div><br /><br />it has taken too long for someone to create a webseries based on ed hardy bros. was it worth the wait? i think so.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-60944454931565172352009-10-28T07:24:00.000-07:002009-10-28T07:30:00.333-07:00the colors, duke. the colorsi heard this song on the train this morning - the perfect song to accompany a wet wet wednesday on a packed F train. it reminded me (no pun intended) of this amazing video. Ok, the fact that it was done in one take is amazing. But the performance and costumes and simplicity of the idea is what makes it work. Also, Leslie Feist has killer bangs.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9D0aTSkslWY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9D0aTSkslWY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />also, remember this 90's classic?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VwlMHJE82Mk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VwlMHJE82Mk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-75752673350246486142009-10-28T01:44:00.000-07:002009-10-31T02:06:55.396-07:00sexXxy or unsexXxy?i know, i know. this is what i get for going on youtubes at 4:45 am. this absurd thing (i wouldn't even call it a video) was in the void of "recommended" videos.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbNWQC4B9mI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbNWQC4B9mI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />im sure there is some sicko out there who thinks this is very sexy. and im also pretty sure that sicko must be a certified chi-mo.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-30421062862051411532009-10-27T13:44:00.000-07:002009-10-27T13:45:52.931-07:00Choo Choo Mashupthis is what happens when you want to listen to Fleetwood Mac at the end of a long day:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8bEZSKpD7oM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8bEZSKpD7oM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Thomas the Tank Engine and his creepy face!debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-65443465968759739352009-10-26T12:35:00.000-07:002009-10-26T12:40:31.523-07:00becoming a she wolfsince everyone and their mother and their mother's mother is being lady gaga for halloween, i decided to be my other favorite absurd music video character.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlr3yLcSjgkyzpYf1B-VOm_-kPj1etaEBJiYn414SfbrjFfcN2iatM_HyeBavHHHuQaIV3n6OoEghcX-fk7lzl0h1zd8XSxPGVTwNkxZHXVFTmjb_3fCf-F3mqUtWP4WQGob5Y3eXB-U03/s1600-h/310gWQfUxbL._AA280_.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlr3yLcSjgkyzpYf1B-VOm_-kPj1etaEBJiYn414SfbrjFfcN2iatM_HyeBavHHHuQaIV3n6OoEghcX-fk7lzl0h1zd8XSxPGVTwNkxZHXVFTmjb_3fCf-F3mqUtWP4WQGob5Y3eXB-U03/s320/310gWQfUxbL._AA280_.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396995694851903314" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_LdO1g11DZ6U-Gtm_ov1FXLQsC9lLjezhDhLJRdLevQ0CYsJdWZrvetMH52kT8RR_ZOeOY-XYXrBpNXspHTvn7sV50WkLXoCORrvlmNbMKcBfEglrg3D4HbP5tnlrB8lbSbXQDu6uWu3V/s1600-h/38702184.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_LdO1g11DZ6U-Gtm_ov1FXLQsC9lLjezhDhLJRdLevQ0CYsJdWZrvetMH52kT8RR_ZOeOY-XYXrBpNXspHTvn7sV50WkLXoCORrvlmNbMKcBfEglrg3D4HbP5tnlrB8lbSbXQDu6uWu3V/s320/38702184.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396995455775626466" /></a>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-85306079051231800452009-10-26T09:36:00.000-07:002009-10-31T02:11:23.269-07:00A DOOR-MAN!i know im a little late on this, but can we please talk about BRIDEZILLAS? This show is trash, and it is perfect for a hungover Sunday. These people are absolutely disgusting. They were plucked straight from a garbage dump and some brilliant casting director put them on tv. <br /><br />I cannot decide who I love more: <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ladrienna (Whose Maid-of-Honor's arm is bigger than my thigh)</span><br /><br /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271548328" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=42519666001&playerId=271548328&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">or Karen (who is from Staten Island, enough said)</span><br /><br /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271548328" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=42883555001&playerId=271548328&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br /><br />BTW: Karen's bachlorette party was supposed to be at Marquee. Again, enough said.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-62796319530447121052009-10-26T07:16:00.000-07:002009-10-27T01:36:01.387-07:00the bossmusic for mondays<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqiPy99yTCo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqiPy99yTCo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-72224348670410166752009-10-23T12:44:00.000-07:002009-10-23T13:12:23.416-07:00YES!!Its Friday afternoon. Im rendering sequences in After Effects and dancing in my cubicle to this band. They're called Yes Giantess and they opened for the Antlers last night at the NME showcase. I love them, because apparently they had a bunch of sound problems and were so stressed out that at the end of the show the lead singer goes "ok! that's done! let's get drunk!" I didn't hear any problems, <a href="http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/10/thursj_the_antl_1.html#more">but I danced a lot</a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uSqpqUJ-Y2c&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uSqpqUJ-Y2c&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-26789331067416556382009-10-23T06:37:00.000-07:002009-10-23T06:38:08.762-07:00Chester French She Wolfthis not a she wolf parody, but a pretty meaningful she wolf cover. <br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LnDeld7wB8k&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LnDeld7wB8k&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />i swear, this will be my last she wolf post.debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-56160528540909849422009-10-22T08:36:00.000-07:002009-10-22T09:20:01.389-07:00ITS HIPSTER CHRISTMAS!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTxyIaWBEpIrJfF2J5DojQHWDwsQbtVU7I6Ts15KDv4PwBx9UhHKaE9E7yxMLHHtOxvO-MVVk1JWF7AFc5nJqlkrPU1xeuf8hWf3v39Y3Enk29wHau1JHTecTu4fykJPqln4SXC5EGqLaA/s1600-h/santa-1.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTxyIaWBEpIrJfF2J5DojQHWDwsQbtVU7I6Ts15KDv4PwBx9UhHKaE9E7yxMLHHtOxvO-MVVk1JWF7AFc5nJqlkrPU1xeuf8hWf3v39Y3Enk29wHau1JHTecTu4fykJPqln4SXC5EGqLaA/s320/santa-1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395459638828517010" /></a>
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<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">this week is CMJ in new york. this you can see a bunch of bands whose names all sound very similar!!! </span>
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<br />Crystal Antlers or The Antlers
<br />Aeroplane or Aeroplane Pageant
<br />Girls or Little Girls or Little Teeth
<br />At Sea or The Sea
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<br /><br>Or you can go to the "We" Showcase featuring:</span>
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<br />We Are Country Mice / We Are Enfant Terrible / We Are The World / We Are Wolves / We Have Band / We Should Be Dead / We The They
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<br />In all seriousness, I stumbled (literally stumbled) into two very good showcases. Sometimes it helps to have very, very low expectations. Check out some photos from my homegirl over at <a href="http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/10/wednesj_cymbals_1.html">FreeWilliamsburg</a>
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<br />I kind of love "These United States" from Kentucky. They sort of sound like a less-ghey version of Kings of Leon.
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<br /></span>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-78996049296274387332009-10-20T07:08:00.000-07:002009-10-20T07:18:31.351-07:00falcon don't fly so high...balloon boy parodies galore!! they are starting to roll in faster than the "single ladies" videos did this time last year<br /><br />autotune boy band version:<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tI-4tURqdgk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tI-4tURqdgk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />trippy alt version:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jz50C4xbZ0U&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jz50C4xbZ0U&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />wolf blitzer metal verison:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9gxX8g53OrA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9gxX8g53OrA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122323345220406870.post-30162178446764456132009-10-20T01:12:00.000-07:002009-10-20T01:16:17.049-07:00computerized she wolvesis there a valid career path for people who make parodies of music videos using only "the sims" ? <br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SmXGQuF0JCo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SmXGQuF0JCo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wj5rw6YuAZo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wj5rw6YuAZo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />if so, i need to get to work!debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12281135228324134084noreply@blogger.com0