this week in the haus of gaga

sorry i haven't "blogged." i've been busy doing "real life things."
but when something needs to be blogged, i will blog about it.

AND THIS NEEDS TO BE BLOGGED ABOUT, DAMMIT:




take a look at this 28 seconds of sheerness. i have a feeling this one is going to be great. so far we know:

1. lady gaga lost her face. she is dancing in some sort of KKK inspired unitard that leaves only her mouth exposed
2. lady gaga is in a bad romance.
3. lady gaga takes a dangerous drink

there are questions left unanswered!
is lady gaga in an asylum? is lady gaga going to 'off herself' like she did at the VMA's?

is will.i.am a terrorist?

i am trying to figure out what this video is all about. i think will.i.am is trying to find fergie, so he rides a leather elephant to get into her rainforest. but why is he dressed like a terrorist? and why is he a genie? or is he a robot? and is fergie really a fairy? did they just reuse the set from the britney speakers perfume commercial?

someone answer me!

put a dot on it

no puedo,
j'dore

midnight youtube (part 1)

you would not believe the amount of youtube garbage i watch between the hours of 2 am and 5 am. this is when i do all my best work and find videos like this:

when i saw this, i literally could not breathe i was laughing so hard:


a crackhead singing michael jackson. typs.


this is what happens when you enter search terms like "asian cher"


stay tuned!

SNOOOOOOZE!!!

1. i love how this video starts with britney spraying her own shitty fragrance on herself to get ready for her threesome.
2. how many times can she lift her arms? is that her only dance move now?
3. do i see a baby bump? is there a third in there? is that why shes singing about counting to three?

this video is boring im not going to waste any more words on it. im disappointed, britney.

more youtube sickos

PLEASE TELL ME WHO SPENT THEIR TIME EDITING THIS AND UPLOADING IT ON THE YOUTUBES?

we're gonna ed hardy structure waterboard you, bro

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

it has taken too long for someone to create a webseries based on ed hardy bros. was it worth the wait? i think so.