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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

we all handle things differently

the paparazzi is a big problem for celebrities. princess diana even died because of paparazzi who wouldn't leave her alone (RIP, candle in the wind yo). it seems as though celebs are finally speaking out and turning their rage into meaningful art. it also seems as though some celebs are turning their rage into pure and unadulterated trash.

lets compare and contrast these two musical creations:



lady gaga is making a statement. i am not sure what that statement is, but my 57-year-old mother seemed to figure it out. "the paparazzi cripples a person." maybe? only lady gaga knows why she dances in a wheelchair and wears white lipstick with her yellow jeremy scott jumpsuit. this video is borderline offensive, lady gaga is borderline offensive, the guy from true blood looks like a guido, but its all absurd and it all works.


now lets take a look at something a bit more sheer:



1.) Miley Cyrus sounds like a man in her "dialogue" 2) you only need to watch the first 30 seconds to understand what is going on. the rest of the video is just miley looking like a perverted dancing muppet baby. 3) miley cyrus doesn't want to be followed around by paparazzi!!!!!! she hates it!! but every time she gets scared of the cameramen she just stares them down until they all turn into dancing gays! (this happens 2:30 in).

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