Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
we're gonna ed hardy structure waterboard you, bro
it has taken too long for someone to create a webseries based on ed hardy bros. was it worth the wait? i think so.
Monday, October 26, 2009
A DOOR-MAN!
i know im a little late on this, but can we please talk about BRIDEZILLAS? This show is trash, and it is perfect for a hungover Sunday. These people are absolutely disgusting. They were plucked straight from a garbage dump and some brilliant casting director put them on tv.
I cannot decide who I love more:
Ladrienna (Whose Maid-of-Honor's arm is bigger than my thigh)
or Karen (who is from Staten Island, enough said)
BTW: Karen's bachlorette party was supposed to be at Marquee. Again, enough said.
I cannot decide who I love more:
Ladrienna (Whose Maid-of-Honor's arm is bigger than my thigh)
or Karen (who is from Staten Island, enough said)
BTW: Karen's bachlorette party was supposed to be at Marquee. Again, enough said.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Turkey Dinner
If you didn't know who Sheree Shepard was, you do now!
Everyone who ever came in contact with Falcon Heene is now famous. I sure am glad balloon boy brought me to this great creature:
Should I call her up and get a reading?! I think so!
Everyone who ever came in contact with Falcon Heene is now famous. I sure am glad balloon boy brought me to this great creature:
Should I call her up and get a reading?! I think so!
sheer swap
i cannot get enough of our friend from the great state of Florida!!
and i cannot get enough of the Heene familY! SO SHEER. SO VERY VERY SHEER.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
we all handle things differently
the paparazzi is a big problem for celebrities. princess diana even died because of paparazzi who wouldn't leave her alone (RIP, candle in the wind yo). it seems as though celebs are finally speaking out and turning their rage into meaningful art. it also seems as though some celebs are turning their rage into pure and unadulterated trash.
lets compare and contrast these two musical creations:
lady gaga is making a statement. i am not sure what that statement is, but my 57-year-old mother seemed to figure it out. "the paparazzi cripples a person." maybe? only lady gaga knows why she dances in a wheelchair and wears white lipstick with her yellow jeremy scott jumpsuit. this video is borderline offensive, lady gaga is borderline offensive, the guy from true blood looks like a guido, but its all absurd and it all works.
now lets take a look at something a bit more sheer:
1.) Miley Cyrus sounds like a man in her "dialogue" 2) you only need to watch the first 30 seconds to understand what is going on. the rest of the video is just miley looking like a perverted dancing muppet baby. 3) miley cyrus doesn't want to be followed around by paparazzi!!!!!! she hates it!! but every time she gets scared of the cameramen she just stares them down until they all turn into dancing gays! (this happens 2:30 in).
lets compare and contrast these two musical creations:
lady gaga is making a statement. i am not sure what that statement is, but my 57-year-old mother seemed to figure it out. "the paparazzi cripples a person." maybe? only lady gaga knows why she dances in a wheelchair and wears white lipstick with her yellow jeremy scott jumpsuit. this video is borderline offensive, lady gaga is borderline offensive, the guy from true blood looks like a guido, but its all absurd and it all works.
now lets take a look at something a bit more sheer:
1.) Miley Cyrus sounds like a man in her "dialogue" 2) you only need to watch the first 30 seconds to understand what is going on. the rest of the video is just miley looking like a perverted dancing muppet baby. 3) miley cyrus doesn't want to be followed around by paparazzi!!!!!! she hates it!! but every time she gets scared of the cameramen she just stares them down until they all turn into dancing gays! (this happens 2:30 in).
Monday, October 5, 2009
Putting Lipstick on a Monkey
Last night we stumbled across yet another life-affirming television program on TLC, home of the Gosselins and the Duggars and the woman with one regular leg and giant leg.
If you didn't watch "My Monkey Baby," I suggest checking your local listings and finding when this disaster of a TV special airs again. Basically, "My Monkey Baby" follows three trashtastic couples through middle america as they take care of their adopted monkey babies. Yes, monkey babies. These compassionate people with no teeth have adopted monkeys and raised them as children. Just watch the clip and die a little inside.
If you didn't watch "My Monkey Baby," I suggest checking your local listings and finding when this disaster of a TV special airs again. Basically, "My Monkey Baby" follows three trashtastic couples through middle america as they take care of their adopted monkey babies. Yes, monkey babies. These compassionate people with no teeth have adopted monkeys and raised them as children. Just watch the clip and die a little inside.
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