in which i discuss shakira's new video

it may come as no surprise that i am obsessed with shakira. while this obsession is fairly recent, but it is only getting more intense. while the choreography in the she wolf video was pretty retarded, this mattress dance sequence is graceful and intriguing and downright sexy. the foreign drummers and the steam room scenes are simps and steamy. the only problem is that shakira orgasms for literally half the song. is that really necessary? we get the point, shakira.

madonna 2k10

Ok, so Madonna is "mad old" and really shouldn't be touching herself on camera. That aside, this video is pure perfection. The studded dress, the Louboutin boots, the breakdancing, the crotch shots... Madonna has always been the patron saint of performance; she certainly doesn't need a maniacal editor to make her look damn good. But the precision of the edit makes this video incredible. Seriously, I feel like I'm being hypnotized.