midnight youtube (part 1)

you would not believe the amount of youtube garbage i watch between the hours of 2 am and 5 am. this is when i do all my best work and find videos like this:

when i saw this, i literally could not breathe i was laughing so hard:


a crackhead singing michael jackson. typs.


this is what happens when you enter search terms like "asian cher"


stay tuned!

sheer swap

i cannot get enough of our friend from the great state of Florida!!

and i cannot get enough of the Heene familY! SO SHEER. SO VERY VERY SHEER.

Who is your favorite she wolf?

I am not the only person inspired by Shakira's She Wolf. I mean, shakira is having seizures in a cave made of red glitter! Wearing a bodysuit with one arm and one leg! She must be cold. And then she falls off a building into her closet?! Its no surprise that there are hundreds of she wolves out there in the land of youtube garbage. This painfully unenthusiastic she wolf is my new fave:



Is he dancing in a crib?