in which i discuss shakira's new video

it may come as no surprise that i am obsessed with shakira. while this obsession is fairly recent, but it is only getting more intense. while the choreography in the she wolf video was pretty retarded, this mattress dance sequence is graceful and intriguing and downright sexy. the foreign drummers and the steam room scenes are simps and steamy. the only problem is that shakira orgasms for literally half the song. is that really necessary? we get the point, shakira.

Who is your favorite she wolf?

I am not the only person inspired by Shakira's She Wolf. I mean, shakira is having seizures in a cave made of red glitter! Wearing a bodysuit with one arm and one leg! She must be cold. And then she falls off a building into her closet?! Its no surprise that there are hundreds of she wolves out there in the land of youtube garbage. This painfully unenthusiastic she wolf is my new fave:



Is he dancing in a crib?

Where the Wild She Wolves Are

I edited this at 6 in the morning.