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Showing posts with label monkey babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey babies. Show all posts

Monday, October 5, 2009

will i ever be a mom?





I think I need to take some time off work to go to Iowa so I can pick up my 8,000 dollar monkey baby.

Monkey Breeders

Putting Lipstick on a Monkey

Last night we stumbled across yet another life-affirming television program on TLC, home of the Gosselins and the Duggars and the woman with one regular leg and giant leg.

If you didn't watch "My Monkey Baby," I suggest checking your local listings and finding when this disaster of a TV special airs again. Basically, "My Monkey Baby" follows three trashtastic couples through middle america as they take care of their adopted monkey babies. Yes, monkey babies. These compassionate people with no teeth have adopted monkeys and raised them as children. Just watch the clip and die a little inside.