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Showing posts with label TLC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TLC. Show all posts

Monday, October 26, 2009

A DOOR-MAN!

i know im a little late on this, but can we please talk about BRIDEZILLAS? This show is trash, and it is perfect for a hungover Sunday. These people are absolutely disgusting. They were plucked straight from a garbage dump and some brilliant casting director put them on tv.

I cannot decide who I love more:

Ladrienna (Whose Maid-of-Honor's arm is bigger than my thigh)



or Karen (who is from Staten Island, enough said)



BTW: Karen's bachlorette party was supposed to be at Marquee. Again, enough said.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Putting Lipstick on a Monkey

Last night we stumbled across yet another life-affirming television program on TLC, home of the Gosselins and the Duggars and the woman with one regular leg and giant leg.

If you didn't watch "My Monkey Baby," I suggest checking your local listings and finding when this disaster of a TV special airs again. Basically, "My Monkey Baby" follows three trashtastic couples through middle america as they take care of their adopted monkey babies. Yes, monkey babies. These compassionate people with no teeth have adopted monkeys and raised them as children. Just watch the clip and die a little inside.