falcon don't fly so high...

balloon boy parodies galore!! they are starting to roll in faster than the "single ladies" videos did this time last year

autotune boy band version:



trippy alt version:



wolf blitzer metal verison:

emotional times

i guess a one of these jonasbros directed a music video. its supposed to be a "funny" song. i think. im not really sure. im very confused by this video. its like a car crash i cant look away from. a car crash that killed a hundred million tweens.



should all hipsters be offended by this?

im depressed now.

FAME.

10 points to the person who can tell me why this woman is now famous...





give up?

the biggest news since jesus was born

the balloon boy.

clearly this person knows all the answers and has it all figured out.

we can all rest well tonight