Who is your favorite she wolf?

I am not the only person inspired by Shakira's She Wolf. I mean, shakira is having seizures in a cave made of red glitter! Wearing a bodysuit with one arm and one leg! She must be cold. And then she falls off a building into her closet?! Its no surprise that there are hundreds of she wolves out there in the land of youtube garbage. This painfully unenthusiastic she wolf is my new fave:



Is he dancing in a crib?

Where the Wild She Wolves Are

I edited this at 6 in the morning.

today in the haus of gaga

will i ever be a mom?

I think I need to take some time off work to go to Iowa so I can pick up my 8,000 dollar monkey baby.

Monkey Breeders

Putting Lipstick on a Monkey

Last night we stumbled across yet another life-affirming television program on TLC, home of the Gosselins and the Duggars and the woman with one regular leg and giant leg.

If you didn't watch "My Monkey Baby," I suggest checking your local listings and finding when this disaster of a TV special airs again. Basically, "My Monkey Baby" follows three trashtastic couples through middle america as they take care of their adopted monkey babies. Yes, monkey babies. These compassionate people with no teeth have adopted monkeys and raised them as children. Just watch the clip and die a little inside.

a question for lady gaga

is it easier for you to play piano in your metal space globe?

madonna 2k10

Ok, so Madonna is "mad old" and really shouldn't be touching herself on camera. That aside, this video is pure perfection. The studded dress, the Louboutin boots, the breakdancing, the crotch shots... Madonna has always been the patron saint of performance; she certainly doesn't need a maniacal editor to make her look damn good. But the precision of the edit makes this video incredible. Seriously, I feel like I'm being hypnotized.