put a dot on it

no puedo,
j'dore

midnight youtube (part 1)

you would not believe the amount of youtube garbage i watch between the hours of 2 am and 5 am. this is when i do all my best work and find videos like this:

when i saw this, i literally could not breathe i was laughing so hard:


a crackhead singing michael jackson. typs.


this is what happens when you enter search terms like "asian cher"


stay tuned!

SNOOOOOOZE!!!

1. i love how this video starts with britney spraying her own shitty fragrance on herself to get ready for her threesome.
2. how many times can she lift her arms? is that her only dance move now?
3. do i see a baby bump? is there a third in there? is that why shes singing about counting to three?

this video is boring im not going to waste any more words on it. im disappointed, britney.

more youtube sickos

PLEASE TELL ME WHO SPENT THEIR TIME EDITING THIS AND UPLOADING IT ON THE YOUTUBES?

we're gonna ed hardy structure waterboard you, bro

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

it has taken too long for someone to create a webseries based on ed hardy bros. was it worth the wait? i think so.

the colors, duke. the colors

i heard this song on the train this morning - the perfect song to accompany a wet wet wednesday on a packed F train. it reminded me (no pun intended) of this amazing video. Ok, the fact that it was done in one take is amazing. But the performance and costumes and simplicity of the idea is what makes it work. Also, Leslie Feist has killer bangs.




also, remember this 90's classic?

sexXxy or unsexXxy?

i know, i know. this is what i get for going on youtubes at 4:45 am. this absurd thing (i wouldn't even call it a video) was in the void of "recommended" videos.



im sure there is some sicko out there who thinks this is very sexy. and im also pretty sure that sicko must be a certified chi-mo.